My food babies

breakfast-with-satan:

somewhatrobosexual:

loregasmic:

thecakebar:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Peanut Butter S’mores Bars 

…could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me shooting my fucking load.

Guess what I’m making when I get home…

Jesus take the wheel



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voyagesofabookworm:

bemusedlybespectacled:

there are children on this website you pervs

LET THEM WATCH



jebri:

delicious-food-porn:

littleplasticmonster:

morbidamusement:

cupofcarrots:

brolarosa:

chocolate

CHOCOLATE

Did someone say… chocolate?

WHY IS THERE NO RECIPE SOURCE 

r$W%Y$WGT%W#^$YUQEH

  1. Oreo mousse
  2. Peanut butter cup brownies
  3. Ice cream ball fondue
  4. Peanut butter oreo cupcakes
  5. Brooklyn blackout cake
  6. Pomegranate and chocolate dessert

You’re welcome ~

Hey Marcia, wanna attempt the Oreo mousse some time? :D


humorous-blog:

starksmash:

mamakarkat:



cronkri:



karkat—vantass:



chulacabra:



allstarbatmanny:



My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.



running w/ scissors



the ingredients though










serving size: bowl
Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

Nutriton Facts
(without milk)

humorous-blog:

starksmash:

mamakarkat:

cronkri:

karkat—vantass:

chulacabra:

allstarbatmanny:

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

running w/ scissors

the ingredients though

image

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

Nutriton Facts

(without milk)



Strawberry Kiwi Greek Yogourt Popsicles

Strawberry Kiwi Greek Yogourt Popsicles


avferreira:

Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake


chubbycartwheels:

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

Must have buttcakes.


Best b-day ever!


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